Political satire · Zero subtlety

WEAR YOUR
VALUES.

For people who would rather laugh at the chaos. Original parody and toilet humor from an independent satire brand.

The Porcelain Emperor mascot: orange pompadour, crooked crown, gold toilet throne, and toilet-brush scepter.

The whole idea

Not a campaign.
A punchline.

Original parody and toilet humor from an independent satire and novelty-gift brand, for people who think the news would be funnier if everyone calmed down. No donations. No candidates. Just jokes.

100%
INDEPENDENT

No affiliation. No endorsement. No kidding.

Our story

A STORE WE
STARTED YEARS AGO

Mr. Dump Trump is a revival of a store started years ago — independent satire, original parody and toilet humor, made for people who would rather laugh at the chaos.

It is not a campaign, not a fundraiser, and not a side hustle for someone's re-election. It is a punchline, not a political movement.

Mr. Dump Trump is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Donald Trump or any political campaign. Just an independent brand with a point of view.

The shop

WEAR YOUR VALUES.
SHOP INDEPENDENT.

Our first collection includes understated Democratic-pride tees, pro-democracy statements, and a No Kings mug. Shop the collection through our Printify checkout.

Current prices appear in our Printify shop. Review shipping charges and the final order total before paying.